Mon 15 Nov 2010
On Our Distinguished Competition
Posted by Patrick Rennie under From the Desk of the Dictator
[2] Comments
From the Desk of the Dictator:
Welcome back from your weekend everyone.
If you are a major evil organization, you probably should not name your legitimate subsidiaries after your core criminal enterprise.
Of course, this is coming from the man behind Cold Slither, so what else should we expect?
Maybe I am wrong, and we should be selling Technefarious brand toasters (For Your Evil Toast Needs) and Microwaves (Superheat Water Molecules Just Like The Bad Guys!).
Have a good week everyone. And remember, the world is already ours – it just doesn’t recognize our branding.
Your Leader,
Dr. Photius Callaway
The Killing Man
Hello. I wandered over from the thread at Scalzi’s blog. Your From the Desk of the Dictator posts are hilarious! Seriously, this made my day.
I particularly like the threads form one message that are picked up in the next one.
One housekeeping type note: there were two or three posts that were not tagged “From the Desk of the Dictator” but were just in the “General Posts” category. So I missed them the first time I read through (I went to the one you linked to over at Scalzi’s, then hit the category tag to find the rest). Thankfully I went back through them while reading them out loud to my fiance, so I was able to catch the missing posts.
Anyway, thanks for the laughs. I do hope you keep this up.
Thanks for the heads up on the tags. I’ll do some housecleaning.
Glad you enjoyed them.